by Matthew Kenneth Kosak
“Can you see I’m smiling? Of course’ I’m smiling
That’s because this hour my stocks increased!
And I showed up and told lies, that all were liking!
I’m smiling, yes, though my character’s deceased.
Can you see I’m smiling? Why of course’ I’m smiling
Cause’ I look good on TV, I can talk, I can debate
And my opponent envies my offshore accounting
That’s because it’s ‘legitimate rape.’
My assets are protected. No! Not the one’s here!
I wouldn’t invest it in this company
I mean Country; where the entitled ones steer
I won’t invest here, I prefer theocracy.
I say, forget the forty seven percent!
But yes, Oh yes! I’m qualified for president.”